Beowulf

The Wrath of Grendel
Grendel got tired of hearing Hrothgar and his men partying it up with there loud music and bull horns. So he went Herot every night for twelve years feasting on the towns people.



The Coming of Beowulf
Beowulf was searching the web on his brand new Storm Blackberry he came across Hrothgar's blog. He read that some evil creature has been terrorizing his kingdom. So Beowulf got his men an sailed to Hrothgar's kingdom in there new pimped out ship. The Danish watchman's radar detector started beeping. At first he hesitated to let Beowulf through until Beowulf said he came to kill Grendel.

The Battle With Grendel
Beowulf in his men where pretending to be sleep in Herot. Grendel crept through the hall he forgot to turn down his new i-pod touch so when he saw all the men sleeping in the hall he giggled a little too loud. The battle began, Beowulf grabbed Grendel's arm and ripped it out of socket. Grendel ran off to his home and Beowulf hung up Grendel's arm as a trophy.

The Monsters Lair
People have seen two big nasty creatures a female and male in this dirty sewage lake. Animals wouldn't drink there or even attempt to jump in. Grendel's mother was upset to find out her son had been killed and that people were happy and cheering. So, that night she went to Herot and killed one of Hrothgar's closest friends and takes her sons dislocated arm back home with her. Now Hrothgar wants Beowulf to go and kill Grendel's mother who lives in the disgusting waters.

The Battle With Grendel's Mother
Before Beowulf jumped into the waters he left his i-pod touch with one of his men. As he swam for hours down into the waters Grendel's mother finally noticed him with her water protected night goggles. She grabbed him and took him back to her home so they could fight. Beowulf tries to slice off her head but his sword broke. Her skin was the roughest and toughest no sword could cut through. After fighting for a couple of more minutes Beowulf discovers a huge heavy sword hanging on the wall that no ordinary man could lift. Beowulf cut off her head with it. While the wise old warriors had given up and rode off on there mo pads Beowulf finished off Grendel. He took the part of the sword that was left and Grendel's head to shore. Beowulf and his man thanked god and carried of Grendel's head to Herot.

The Last Battle
Higlac and his son finally died they left Beowulf with there Yamaha four wheelers. Beowulf was king for fifty years. Then a dragon threatened his throne. Beowulf decided he was going to defeat this dragon. He took his men to the dragons cave. The dragon blew his hot breath Beowulf covered with his shield but it melted. Beowulf is lying on the ground getting burned. All his men ran off but one his name was Wiglaf. Wiglaf dropped his portable DVD player and grabbed his sword and climbed up the cave to help his king Beowulf. Together they fought and Beowulf finished off the dragon. Beowulf lied on the ground in pain he sent for Wiglaf to bring him back the treasure that the dragon was guarding. He announced Wiglaf the new king and told him to build him a statue so that everybody could remember him.

The Spoils
Wiglaf ratted out the men who ran and left Beowulf to die. He had men build the statue that Beowulf wanted. All the men rode there horses around Beowulf's statue holding there holding there super-soakers in one hand shooting them in the air and shouting out how great Beowulf was.