
There were two twin girls Trisha and Patrica they lived in California. They were nothing alike Trisha was the most gorgeous of the two she had perfect blond hair, straight teeth, and perfect legs, but she was dumber than a dog chasing its own tail. On the other hand Patrica was the one with the painful pimples, jacked up split ends, and braces, but she was the top student in her class. They both adored this football jock named Julian he had the hugest muscles around his voice would make soothe your mind his touch would make your heart melt you get the picture. They fought and fought over who would get to go to prom with him. Trisha thought she would get him by looks, but not until Patrica got a hold of her face cream. Trisha had huge gashes with green puss oozing out of them it even burned off her eyelashes and it grew her a full man beard. Patrica was so smart she invented this love potion that tasted like melted Hershey chocolate and caramel. She slipped it in some cookies and gave it to big dumb gorgeous jock. Despite all her puffy nappy hair and lip cutting braces he fell into her arms and planted her a big slimy kiss. Her wire braces slashed his lips and chipped his tooth and blood gushed from his tongue. Trisha showed up with her AK 47 and shot Patricia in the head so she could die fast, and she shot Julian the place he hurt her the most her heart. She tried to flee the scene and tripped over a tree limb and fell into a sharp pole sticking out of the ground it pierced her through her liver she died instantly. Neither twin got there prince charming The End.